Better don't. If the clubs are birds for some reason, there could be other surprises. The rings could jump at you, or the balls turn out to be hedgehogs.
[...are the balls hedgehogs? Maybe they really are, that's how it was in the story!]
[He steps away from the mallet, not bothering to tidy up after himself. The bird thing can walk by itself to wherever the mallets are supposed to go. Yeah, maybe he's a little bit pissed off at it for trying to bite him, hah]
Pretty sure I saw singing flowers, a tea cart, a huge chessboard...there are so many things it's almost too much at once.
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[ she runs over to put herself between the croquet mallet and him. ]
I wondered if that might happen...
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[Fortunately his reflexes are pretty good, honed by both boxing and fighting Shadows. A flamingo mallet is no match for him!
Probably]
Should I have seen that coming a mile away?
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[ she doesn't say it like a bad thing, only an observation. ]
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[Yet somehow it feels very, very faintly familiar. He might have heard a tale like this somewhere, he supposes.
Nah, Akihiko, it's because of an entire game you forgot. Persona Q sure was a time]
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[...are the balls hedgehogs? Maybe they really are, that's how it was in the story!]
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[He steps away from the mallet, not bothering to tidy up after himself. The bird thing can walk by itself to wherever the mallets are supposed to go. Yeah, maybe he's a little bit pissed off at it for trying to bite him, hah]
Pretty sure I saw singing flowers, a tea cart, a huge chessboard...there are so many things it's almost too much at once.