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richie catchall

i only know about it through osmosis..... how much clown trauma

[ all she does is talk about how cute she is.... her brainwashing is working.... sorry.... if he wants to be het, i won't stop him ]

Yeah. [ her voice is quiet, pensive. ] Like something took over him or exacerbated a dark part of him.

But there's nothing to confirm that. I'll have to ask the angels if they know of anything.

[no now i'd be breaking up elyheart!]

Same here. Maybe I'll pull out the stops and give them a full 60 minutes interview. See if I can't crack those glowing nuts.

[So to speak. Even weathering Ozzy Osbourne live on air is a puff piece compared to an after-life and double-death situation. But shit, he might as well try.]

Maybe we can play good-cop bad-cop. I'll chew the shit out of them and you bat those big goo-goo eyes of yours, they'll fold in no time flat.

Edited 2025-02-18 14:49 (UTC)